Discreet Adult-Themed Cakes Delivered Across Louisiana: From Baton Rouge to Shreveport!
No awkward store visits. No judgment. Just delicious, eye-catching cakes made exactly how you want them
Celebrate birthdays, bachelorettes, anniversaries or just because; with 100% custom, handcrafted “sex cakes” delivered fresh and private to your door in Baton Rouge, Algiers, Port Sulphur, and Shreveport.
Custom Adult Cakes Delivered Discreetly in Louisiana: Baton Rouge, Algiers, Port Sulphur & Shreveport
Louisiana’s #1 Source for Tasteful, Handcrafted “Sex Cakes”: Fresh, Private & Made Just for You
Sweet Desires brings irresistible, handcrafted treats to dessert lovers all throughout Louisiana. From the iconic heart of New Orleans to the bustling capital of Baton Rouge, we proudly serve every corner of the state with gourmet sweets made to satisfy every craving. Whether you’re planning an event, surprising a loved one, or simply indulging in something special for yourself, we deliver quality, freshness, and Southern sweetness straight to your door.
Our reach extends far beyond the major hubs — we happily serve customers in Shreveport, Lafayette, Lake Charles, and Alexandria, as well as growing communities like Monroe, Houma, Slidell, Kenner, Metairie, Covington, Bossier City, and Hammond. No matter where you are — from the bayou to the big cities — Sweet Desires is committed to making sure your next dessert is unforgettable.
With reliable service, handcrafted flavors, and a passion for delighting customers across Louisiana, we make it easy for you to enjoy premium sweets anytime, anywhere. When you crave something special, know that Sweet Desires is always just a delivery away.
How It Works
From idea to delivery, we make the process simple, fast, and completely discreet
Share Your Idea
Call or text us at (504) 298-6972 with your vision. No idea too wild—we’ve seen it all and we’re here to make it happen!
We Create Your Design
Our expert bakers transform your fantasy into a custom masterpiece using premium ingredients and creative artistry.
Discreet Delivery
Your cake arrives fresh in plain, unmarked packaging within 24 hours. Only you know what’s inside!
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Why Choose SexCakesUsa - Louisiana
Discreet Packaging & Delivery
Plain packaging, no branding. Your secret is safe with us—only you know what’s inside.
100% Custom Designs
Your Fantasy, Our Frosting. Tell us your wildest ideas and we’ll make them deliciously real.
Fresh, High-Quality Ingredients
No Shame, All Flavor. Premium ingredients, expert baking, unforgettable taste.
Perfect for Every Celebration
Bachelorette Parties
Celebrate the bride-to-be with a cake as fun and unforgettable as the party itself.
Design Ideas:
Champagne bottles, lipstick kisses, playful sayings, pink & black themes
Birthdays
Make their special day even sweeter with a custom cake that reflects their personality.
Design Ideas:
Age milestones, favorite hobbies, cheeky jokes, elegant florals with a twist
Anniversaries
Show your love with a romantic and seductive cake designed just for two.
Design Ideas:
Hearts & roses, date celebrations, suggestive but tasteful designs, red velvet elegance.
Bachelor Parties
Send off the groom in style with a bold and memorable cake the guys will love.
Design Ideas:
Sports themes, beer & poker, funny messages, sophisticated humor with class
Divorce Parties
Celebrate new beginnings and fresh starts with a cake that says ‘freedom tastes sweet!’
Design Ideas:
Liberation themes, empowerment messages, bold colors, celebration of independence
Valentine's Day
Express your passion with a romantic cake that’s as sweet as your love story.
Design Ideas:
Cupid’s arrows, chocolate decadence, intimate designs, gold & red luxury
Don’t see your occasion? We do custom designs for any celebration!
Types of Adult-Themed Cakes We Offer
We proudly offer a wide variety of adult-themed cakes created with a playful Louisiana spirit. Whether you’re celebrating in Baton Rouge, surprising a friend in Shreveport, planning a bachelorette bash in Algiers, or sending a hilarious gift down to Port Sulphur, we make each cake with care, creativity, and a touch of Southern charm. All of our designs are tasteful, customizable, and perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, anniversaries, or any gathering that needs an extra spark of fun: always crafted with discretion and delivered with Louisiana hospitality.
Female-Themed Cakes
Bachelor Party Cakes
Rear-Themed Cakes
Breast Tits Cakes
Vagina Pussy Cakes
Bachelorette Cakes
Dick Schlong Adult Cakes
Underwear Cakes
Bed Cakes
LGBTQ+ Celebration Cakes
Cookies, Candy, and Cupcakes
Jumpout Cakes
All cakes can be fully customized to your specifications. Contact us to discuss your vision!
Our Sweetest Creations
Every cake is custom-made to bring your fantasy to life—tastefully, deliciously, and discreetly delivered.
What Our Customers Say
Real reviews from satisfied customers across Hawaii
Y’all saved my cousin’s bachelorette party!
I was stressin’ ‘bout findin’ somethin’ fun but classy—didn’t want no tacky store-bought mess. Called SexCakesUSA, described what we wanted, and boom; next day, a gorgeous cake showin’ up in a plain box like it was a grocery delivery! Girls lost it! Tasted like it came from a French Quarter patisserie. And nobody on the porch knew what was inside… wink. 10/10, chère call ‘em!
Tanya R., Baton Rouge
Bachelorette Bash
My husband still don’t know how I pulled it off!
Ordered a custom cake for our 10th anniversary; looked like us, but make it spicy. Delivered right to our Algiers home, no name on the box, driver didn’t even blink. Cake was moist, beautiful, and had everyone laughin’ (then blushin’!). In a city full of secrets, these folks keep yours and make it delicious. Merci, SexCakesUSA; you’re a NOLA gem!
— Desiree L., Algiers
Anniversary Surprise
Ain’t no way I’m drivin’ to New Orleans for this kinda cake!
Live out near Port Sulphur; thought I was outta luck. But they deliver here?! Got my birthday cake lookin’ like somethin’ off Instagram, tasted like my mama’s pound cake but with a wink. Even my Shreveport cousin ordered one after seein’ mine! Fast, private, and tastes like Louisiana love with a little somethin’ extra. Dial that number: you won’t regret it.
Marcus J., Port Sulphur
Birthday Party
Real reviews from satisfied customers across Louisiana
About SexCakesUSA
Louisiana’s Premier Custom Adult-Themed Cake Bakery
Your Trusted Partner for Discreet, Custom Adult Cakes in Louisiana
SexCakesUSA specializes in creating custom adult-themed cakes that are as delicious as they are creative. Proudly serving Baton Rouge, Algiers, Port Sulphur, and Shreveport, Louisiana, we’ve become the go-to bakery for customers seeking unique, tasteful, and memorable celebration cakes with a playful twist.
Our team of expert bakers and cake artists understands that every celebration deserves something special. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette party, bachelor party, anniversary celebration, birthday surprise, or any other adult occasion, we create 100% custom designs tailored to your vision. From cheeky and fun to elegant and sophisticated, our adult cakes are crafted with premium ingredients and artistic expertise.
We know privacy matters. That’s why every cake order from SexCakesUSA is delivered in plain, discreet packaging with no branding—ensuring your celebration stays between you and your guests. Our fast delivery service covers all major Louisiana locations, with most orders arriving fresh within 24 hours.
What sets us apart is our commitment to quality and creativity. We use only fresh, high-quality ingredients in every cake we bake, ensuring exceptional taste alongside stunning design. Our custom cake decorating services mean no two cakes are alike: your fantasy becomes our delicious reality. Whether you need a red velvet masterpiece, a chocolate decadence creation, or a vanilla dream with custom frosting designs, we bring your wildest cake ideas to life.
100% Discreet
Plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy
Expert Bakers
Skilled cake artists with years of experience
Fast Delivery
Fresh cakes delivered in 24 hours
Louisiana Local
Serving Baton Rouge, Algiers, Port Sulphur, Shreveport
Why Choose Our Adult Cake Services in Louisiana?
At SexCakesUSA, we combine professional bakery expertise with creative freedom. Our custom adult-themed cakes are perfect for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, anniversaries, birthdays, divorce celebrations, Valentine’s Day, and any occasion where you want to add a touch of fun and flavor. We serve customers throughout Louisiana including Baton Rouge custom cakes, Algiers adult cakes, Port Sulphur celebration cakes, and Shreveport specialty cakes.
Ready to order your custom creation? Call us today!