Discreet Adult Cakes Delivered Across Maryland – Baltimore, Ocean City, Annapolis, Chesapeake City, Hyattsville & Waldorf
Maryland’s Trusted Source for Custom, Tasteful & Delicious “Sex Cakes” – Fresh, Private & Handcrafted
From a bold bachelorette in Ocean City, a surprise birthday in Baltimore, a romantic anniversary in Annapolis, a playful celebration in Chesapeake City, a DMV-area party in Hyattsville, or a big-day bash in Waldorf—SexCakesUSA delivers 100% custom adult-themed cakes with zero awkwardness and total privacy. No store runs. No judgment. Just fresh, eye-catching desserts in plain packaging, baked to order and delivered fast across the Old Line State.
We Serve Maryland—From Harbor to Beach
At SexCakesUSA, we bring bold, beautiful cake artistry to every corner of Maryland—whether you’re in a historic port city, a beach town, or the DMV suburbs.
- Baltimore, MD – Charm City deserves cakes with character. Perfect for birthdays, divorces, or “why not?” moments that call for creativity and crab-season confidence.
- Ocean City, MD – Boardwalk fun meets cheeky celebration. Ideal for bachelorettes, summer birthdays, or “girls’ weekend” surprises by the sea.
- Annapolis, MD – Sailing capital elegance with a playful twist. Think nautical chic meets delicious mischief.
- Chesapeake City, MD – Small-town charm on the canal? We’ll bring the cake that steals the show—discreetly.
- Hyattsville, MD – Just outside D.C.? We’ve got you covered. No flashy delivery—just a plain box and a whole lot of flavor.
- Waldorf, MD – Southern Maryland gatherings deserve bold desserts. Fresh, private, and made just for you.
Also serving: Columbia, Silver Spring, Frederick, Rockville, and select Eastern Shore & DMV communities.
🔒 All orders include:
✅ Baked fresh daily
✅ Fully customizable
✅ Plain, unmarked packaging
How It Works
From idea to delivery, we make the process simple, fast, and completely discreet
Share Your Idea
Call or text us at (202) 241-4581 with your vision. No idea too wild—we’ve seen it all and we’re here to make it happen!
We Create Your Design
Our expert bakers transform your fantasy into a custom masterpiece using premium ingredients and creative artistry.
Discreet Delivery
Your cake arrives fresh in plain, unmarked packaging within 24 hours. Only you know what’s inside!
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Discreet Packaging & Delivery
Plain packaging, no branding. Your secret is safe with us—only you know what’s inside.
100% Custom Designs
Your Fantasy, Our Frosting. Tell us your wildest ideas and we’ll make them deliciously real.
Fresh, High-Quality Ingredients
No Shame, All Flavor. Premium ingredients, expert baking, unforgettable taste.
Perfect for Every Celebration
Bachelorette Parties
Celebrate the bride-to-be with a cake as fun and unforgettable as the party itself.
Design Ideas:
Champagne bottles, lipstick kisses, playful sayings, pink & black themes
Birthdays
Make their special day even sweeter with a custom cake that reflects their personality.
Design Ideas:
Age milestones, favorite hobbies, cheeky jokes, elegant florals with a twist
Anniversaries
Show your love with a romantic and seductive cake designed just for two.
Design Ideas:
Hearts & roses, date celebrations, suggestive but tasteful designs, red velvet elegance.
Bachelor Parties
Send off the groom in style with a bold and memorable cake the guys will love.
Design Ideas:
Sports themes, beer & poker, funny messages, sophisticated humor with class
Divorce Parties
Celebrate new beginnings and fresh starts with a cake that says ‘freedom tastes sweet!’
Design Ideas:
Liberation themes, empowerment messages, bold colors, celebration of independence
Valentine's Day
Express your passion with a romantic cake that’s as sweet as your love story.
Design Ideas:
Cupid’s arrows, chocolate decadence, intimate designs, gold & red luxury
Don’t see your occasion? We do custom designs for any celebration!
Types of Adult-Themed Cakes We Offer
At SexCakesUSA, we believe your cake should be as unique as your occasion—and your personality. Whether you’re planning a cheeky bachelorette in Ocean City, a sophisticated anniversary in Annapolis, a bold birthday in Baltimore, or a playful “just because” moment anywhere across Maryland, our custom adult-themed cakes are designed to delight, surprise, and spark conversation (in the best way). Every design is 100% customizable, tastefully crafted, and made with premium ingredients—so you get a dessert that’s as delicious as it is unforgettable. Explore our popular styles below, or let us bring your own vision to life!
Female-Themed Cakes
Bachelor Party Cakes
Rear-Themed Cakes
Breast Tits Cakes
Vagina Pussy Cakes
Bachelorette Cakes
Dick Schlong Adult Cakes
Underwear Cakes
Bed Cakes
LGBTQ+ Celebration Cakes
Cookies, Candy, and Cupcakes
Jumpout Cakes
All cakes can be fully customized to your specifications. Contact us to discuss your vision!
Our Sweetest Creations
Every cake is custom-made to bring your fantasy to life—tastefully, deliciously, and discreetly delivered.
What Our Customers Say
Maryland-Flavored Testimonials
Ordered a cake for my sister’s 30th in Fells Point—wanted something fun but classy, not tacky. Showed up in a plain box, tasted like it came from a Federal Hill bakery, and had the whole table screaming (in the best way!). Worth every penny. And yes—it survived the drive from Waldorf!
Keisha M., Baltimore
Girls’ weekend in OC, and I needed a cake that matched our vibe: beachy but bold. Called SexCakesUSA, described a ‘seashell with a secret,’ and they nailed it. Arrived fresh, no labels, and the bride cried laughing. If you’re doing Ocean City bachelorettes: skip the souvenir shops. Get the cake instead.
— Leah M., Chatham
My husband had no idea. Cake came to our Eastport home in a plain box—looked like groceries. When we cut in? Moist, rich, and the design was so us. Annapolis deserves better than generic desserts. This? This was art.
Danielle L., Annapolis
About SexCakesUSA
Maryland’s Premier Custom Adult-Themed Cake Bakery
About SexCakesUSA – Maryland’s Trusted Source for Custom Adult Cakes
In a state where history meets harbor, boardwalk meets boulevard, and tradition dances with bold self-expression, SexCakesUSA has become Maryland’s go-to destination for custom adult-themed cakes that are as thoughtfully crafted as they are delightfully daring. From the historic streets of Annapolis to the sun-soaked shores of Ocean City, the vibrant neighborhoods of Baltimore to the suburban charm of Waldorf, we blend professional bakery expertise with creative freedom to deliver cakes that celebrate life’s most authentic— and often playful—moments.
Founded on the belief that every adult deserves to celebrate on their own terms, SexCakesUSA isn’t a novelty shop or a faceless online template. We’re a real, working bakery with deep roots in the Mid-Atlantic and a growing family of Maryland customers who value quality, privacy, and artistry. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette weekend on the boardwalk, a milestone birthday in a Baltimore row house, a romantic (or post-romantic!) gathering in Annapolis, or a bold celebration in Hyattsville or Chesapeake City, our cakes are designed to match your vision—exactly.
Every creation begins with a conversation. When you call (202) 241-4581, you’ll speak directly with a friendly, experienced team member—no bots, no scripts—just real people who listen, laugh with you, and take pride in turning your idea into edible art. Our cakes are baked fresh to order, using premium ingredients, real buttercream, and house-made fillings—never frozen, never mass-produced. The result? A cake that’s not only a showstopper but also one of the most delicious desserts your guests have ever tasted.
Discretion is non-negotiable. We understand that in tight-knit communities or busy DMV suburbs, privacy isn’t a luxury—it’s essential. That’s why every order is delivered in plain, unmarked packaging, with no logos, no suggestive labels, and no fanfare. It arrives like any other bakery delivery—because your secret stays with us, but your cake? That’s meant to be shared (and savored).
We proudly serve Baltimore, Ocean City, Annapolis, Chesapeake City, Hyattsville, Waldorf, and beyond—bringing the same care, creativity, and confidentiality to every corner of the Old Line State. Our customers aren’t just clients; they’re neighbors, friends, and fellow Marylanders who trust us with their most joyful, cheeky, and meaningful celebrations.
At SexCakesUSA, we don’t just make cakes. We craft confidence, spark laughter, and sweeten the moments that matter—all with a distinctly Maryland touch.
Ready to create something unforgettable?
Call us today at (202) 241-4581—or text “CRAB” for design ideas, pricing, and same-day availability.
100% Discreet
Plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy
Expert Bakers
Skilled cake artists with years of experience
Fast Delivery
Fresh cakes delivered in 24 hours
Maryland Local
We proudly serve Baltimore, Ocean City, Annapolis, Chesapeake City, Hyattsville, Waldorf, and select communities across Maryland
Why Choose Our Adult Cake Services in Michigan?
Because in a state as vibrant and varied as Maryland—from the cobblestone charm of Annapolis to the boardwalk energy of Ocean City, the urban pulse of Baltimore to the quiet canals of Chesapeake City—your celebration deserves a cake that’s as bold, beautiful, and uniquely you as the place you call home.
At SexCakesUSA, we’re not just another bakery. We’re your local partner in playful, memorable moments. Every cake is handcrafted from scratch using premium ingredients—never boxed, never rushed—so it’s as delicious as it is daring. But what truly sets us apart is how we treat you: with warmth, discretion, and zero judgment. When you call (202) 241-4581, you’re not handed off to a script—you speak with a real person who listens, collaborates, and helps bring your vision to life (yes, even the “seashell with a secret” kind).
And because privacy matters—especially in close-knit communities or busy DMV suburbs—every order arrives in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos. No hints. Just a stunning, fresh cake that looks like any other bakery delivery… until the candles come out.
For years, Marylanders have trusted us for bachelorettes on the beach, birthdays in Baltimore row houses, anniversaries in Annapolis sail lofts, and “new chapter” toasts in Waldorf. They choose us not just because our cakes stop the party—but because the whole experience is easy, human, and 100% private.
So whether you’re planning a crab-season surprise or a summer fling by the bay—choose the team that knows Maryland, respects your privacy, and bakes with heart.
Call us today. Let’s make something deliciously unforgettable—together.