Discreet Adult Cakes Delivered Across Michigan – Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor, Lansing, Redford & Benton Harbor
Michigan’s Trusted Source for Custom, Tasteful & Delicious “Sex Cakes” – Fresh, Private & Handcrafted
From a bold bachelorette in Grand Rapids and a surprise birthday in Ann Arbor, to a “new chapter” cake in Lansing, a playful anniversary in Redford, or a lakeside celebration in Benton Harbor—SexCakesUSA delivers 100% custom adult-themed cakes with zero awkwardness and total privacy. No store runs. No judgment. Just fresh, eye-catching desserts in plain packaging, baked to order and delivered fast across the Great Lakes State.
We Serve Michigan From Campus to Coast
At SexCakesUSA, we’re proud to bring bold, beautiful cake artistry to every corner of Michigan—whether you’re in a bustling city, a college town, or near Lake Michigan’s serene shores.
- Grand Rapids, MI – Beer City deserves bold celebrations. Perfect for birthdays, divorces, or “why not?” moments that call for creativity and craft.
- Ann Arbor, MI – Home of the Wolverines, but your cake can be the real MVP. Ideal for grad parties, bachelorettes, or intellectual mischief with a sweet twist.
- Lansing, MI – State capital energy meets private indulgence. Fresh, discreet delivery for anniversaries, Valentine’s surprises, or “promotion cake” wins.
- Redford, MI – Just outside Detroit? We’ve got you. No flashy delivery—just a plain box, a delicious cake, and a whole lot of fun.
- Benton Harbor, MI – Lakeside charm meets cheeky celebration. Perfect for summer birthdays, girls’ weekends, or vow-renewal side jokes.
Also serving: Detroit, Kalamazoo, Traverse City (seasonal), Flint, Dearborn, and select West & South Michigan communities.
How It Works
From idea to delivery, we make the process simple, fast, and completely discreet
Share Your Idea
Call or text us at (313) 436-6571 with your vision. No idea too wild—we’ve seen it all and we’re here to make it happen!
We Create Your Design
Our expert bakers transform your fantasy into a custom masterpiece using premium ingredients and creative artistry.
Discreet Delivery
Your cake arrives fresh in plain, unmarked packaging within 24 hours. Only you know what’s inside!
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Why Choose SexCakesUsa - Michigan
Discreet Packaging & Delivery
Plain packaging, no branding. Your secret is safe with us—only you know what’s inside.
100% Custom Designs
Your Fantasy, Our Frosting. Tell us your wildest ideas and we’ll make them deliciously real.
Fresh, High-Quality Ingredients
No Shame, All Flavor. Premium ingredients, expert baking, unforgettable taste.
Perfect for Every Celebration
Bachelorette Parties
Celebrate the bride-to-be with a cake as fun and unforgettable as the party itself.
Design Ideas:
Champagne bottles, lipstick kisses, playful sayings, pink & black themes
Birthdays
Make their special day even sweeter with a custom cake that reflects their personality.
Design Ideas:
Age milestones, favorite hobbies, cheeky jokes, elegant florals with a twist
Anniversaries
Show your love with a romantic and seductive cake designed just for two.
Design Ideas:
Hearts & roses, date celebrations, suggestive but tasteful designs, red velvet elegance.
Bachelor Parties
Send off the groom in style with a bold and memorable cake the guys will love.
Design Ideas:
Sports themes, beer & poker, funny messages, sophisticated humor with class
Divorce Parties
Celebrate new beginnings and fresh starts with a cake that says ‘freedom tastes sweet!’
Design Ideas:
Liberation themes, empowerment messages, bold colors, celebration of independence
Valentine's Day
Express your passion with a romantic cake that’s as sweet as your love story.
Design Ideas:
Cupid’s arrows, chocolate decadence, intimate designs, gold & red luxury
Don’t see your occasion? We do custom designs for any celebration!
Types of Adult-Themed Cakes We Offer
At SexCakesUSA, we combine professional bakery expertise with bold creative freedom to craft custom adult-themed cakes that are as delicious as they are unforgettable. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette weekend in Grand Rapids, a birthday surprise in Ann Arbor, a romantic (or post-romantic!) celebration in Lansing, a playful anniversary in Redford, or a lakeside party in Benton Harbor, our cakes add the perfect spark of fun, flavor, and Midwest charm.
We proudly serve customers throughout Michigan, including:
- Grand Rapids custom cakes – Crafted with Beer City boldness and creative flair
- Ann Arbor adult cakes – Smart, stylish, and perfect for grad parties or girls’ weekends
- Lansing celebration cakes – Fresh, discreet, and ideal for state capital surprises
- Redford specialty cakes – Just outside Detroit, but with full privacy and premium taste
- Benton Harbor custom creations – Lakeside elegance meets cheeky fun
Every cake is handcrafted to order, made with premium ingredients, and delivered in plain, unmarked packaging—because your privacy matters as much as your celebration.
Ready to order your custom creation?
📞 Call us today at (313) 436-6571!
Female-Themed Cakes
Bachelor Party Cakes
Rear-Themed Cakes
Breast Tits Cakes
Vagina Pussy Cakes
Bachelorette Cakes
Dick Schlong Adult Cakes
Underwear Cakes
Bed Cakes
LGBTQ+ Celebration Cakes
Cookies, Candy, and Cupcakes
Jumpout Cakes
All cakes can be fully customized to your specifications. Contact us to discuss your vision!
Our Sweetest Creations
Every cake is custom-made to bring your fantasy to life—tastefully, deliciously, and discreetly delivered.
What Our Customers Say
Same team. Same James. Same 5-star experience—now serving all of Michigan.
Ordered a cake for my bestie’s bachelorette in Grand Rapids: wanted something fun but classy, not cheap or tacky. Called SexCakesUSA, talked to James (yes, he’s still the GOAT!), and the cake showed up fresh in a plain box like it was groceries. When we cut in? Moist, rich, tasted like it was from a downtown artisan bakery. The design had everyone screaming: then posting! Worth every penny, and 100% Michigan-approved.
Tasha R., Grand Rapids
My roommate’s PhD defense party needed a cake that was smart and spicy:think ‘academic with a wink.’ SexCakesUSA nailed it. Arrived on time, no labels, and the cake tasted like homemade (none of that box stuff Rhona Steed raved about: yes, I read the reviews!). Easy ordering, zero stress, total wow factor. If you’re in Ann Arbor and want a cake that actually impresses? Call them
— Leah M., Chatham
Live near Benton Harbor: thought I was too far out for custom delivery. But they said, ‘We serve all of Michigan!’ Cake came fresh, wrapped plain, and looked like something off Instagram. My son’s birthday was made. Just like Dawn Waller said: professional, easy, and perfect. And yeah: the icing? Ridiculously rich.
— Lisa M., Benton Harbor
About SexCakesUSA
Michighan’s Premier Custom Adult-Themed Cake Bakery
About SexCakesUSA – Michigan’s Most Trusted Custom Adult Cake Bakery
At SexCakesUSA, we’ve been bringing bold creativity, professional craftsmanship, and total discretion to Michigan celebrations for years—and we’re just getting started. What began with late-night calls from Detroit has grown into a statewide favorite for adults who believe life’s juiciest moments deserve a cake that’s as delicious as it is daring.
We’re not a faceless online shop. We’re a real bakery, led by real bakers—and yes, James is still on the line. Since our earliest days serving Metro Detroit, we’ve helped thousands of Michiganders celebrate bachelorette weekends in Grand Rapids, grad parties in Ann Arbor, milestone birthdays in Lansing, romantic surprises in Redford, and lakeside “new chapter” toasts in Benton Harbor—all with freshly baked, fully custom cakes delivered in plain packaging and zero fanfare.
🥧 Why Michigan Chooses Us
✅ Real People, Real Service
When you call (313) 436-6571, you’re not greeted by a chatbot—you talk to a friendly, experienced team member who listens, collaborates, and often laughs with you. As one longtime customer put it: “The whole ordering process was extremely easy… they’re so easy to work with.” That’s not luck—that’s our promise.
✅ Discretion, Guaranteed
Your cake arrives in a plain, unmarked box—no logos, no suggestive labels, no awkward explanations to your neighbors or roommates. It looks like any other bakery delivery… until you cut in.
✅ Baked Fresh, Never Boxed
We use real buttercream, house-made fillings, and premium ingredients—never supermarket cake bases. The result? A cake that’s moist, rich, and “tastes like from scratch” (as Rhona Steed said in her 5-star review). Because if it’s not delicious, it’s not worth serving.
✅ 100% Custom, Zero Judgment
Whether you want a sophisticated jewelry box, a playful nod to Beer City, a Wolverines-themed wink, or something entirely your own—we’ll bring it to life with artistry and care. As Dawn Waller shared after her husband’s 50th: “The cake is exactly what I wanted.” That’s the SexCakesUSA standard.
From the skyscrapers of Detroit to the dunes of Benton Harbor, the campus energy of Ann Arbor to the statehouse pulse of Lansing, and the craft-beer heart of Grand Rapids, we deliver fresh, flirty, and fully private cakes across the Great Lakes State—including Redford, Kalamazoo, Traverse City (seasonal), Flint, Dearborn, and more.
If you’re in Michigan, you’re family. And family deserves cake that sparks joy—and maybe a few Instagram posts.
❤️ More Than a Cake—A Michigan Tradition in the Making
For over a decade, customers like Jacqueline, Dawn, Rhona, and Derli have trusted us with their most personal, playful, and joyful moments. And we’ve never taken that trust for granted.
We bake with pride, deliver with care, and always remember:
“The cake became very popular in the party and on social media… the quality is awesome!”
— Derli R., Michigan
That’s the SexCakesUSA promise: flavor, fun, and full discretion—the Michigan way.
📞 Ready to Create Your Custom Cake?
Call us today at (313) 436-6571—or text “MITT” for design ideas, pricing, and same-day availability!
Serving Michigan with freshness, flair, and a whole lot of cake—from the UP to the Ohio border.
100% Discreet
Plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy
Expert Bakers
Skilled cake artists with years of experience
Fast Delivery
Fresh cakes delivered in 24 hours
Louisiana Local
Custom adult cakes delivered to Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor, Lansing, Redford, Benton Harbor, and select Michigan locations.
Why Choose Our Adult Cake Services in Michigan?
Because celebrating life’s boldest moments shouldn’t mean compromising on taste, privacy, or creativity—and in Michigan, you don’t have to. At SexCakesUSA, we’re not just another cake vendor; we’re your trusted partner in playful, memorable celebrations, serving Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor, Lansing, Redford, Benton Harbor, and beyond with a blend of Midwest warmth and professional artistry.
Every cake we make is handcrafted from scratch—never boxed, never rushed—using real buttercream, premium ingredients, and a whole lot of attention to detail. But what truly sets us apart is how we treat you: like a friend, not a transaction. When you call (313) 436-6571, you’ll speak with a real person (often James himself!) who listens, collaborates, and helps bring your vision to life—no judgment, just genuine enthusiasm and a few laughs along the way.
And because discretion matters, every order arrives in plain, unmarked packaging, looking like any ordinary bakery delivery. No logos. No hints. Just a delicious, stunning cake that’s as private as it is unforgettable.
For years, Michiganders have trusted us for bachelorettes, birthdays, breakups, anniversaries, and “just because” moments—not just because our cakes look incredible, but because the entire experience is easy, reliable, and human.
If you want a cake that’s as bold as your celebration—but baked with care, delivered with respect, and made just for you—there’s only one choice in Michigan.
Call us today. Let’s make something deliciously memorable—together.