Serving Albuquerque • Santa Fe • Las Cruces
Call/Text: (505) 903-6095

At Sex Cakes USA New Mexico, we specialize in creating bold, playful, beautifully crafted adult-themed cakes designed to bring laughter, excitement, and unforgettable moments to your celebration. From bachelorette parties and milestone birthdays to cheeky gag gifts and surprise date-night cakes, our mission is simple: make people smile, blush, and indulge.

Where Creativity Meets Craftsmanship

Every cake we create is handcrafted by experienced designers and bakers who love what they do. We don’t believe in boring—every order is a chance to bring someone’s wildest or funniest cake idea to life with precision, artistry, and a touch of mischievous flair. Whether you want something tasteful and romantic or fully outrageous, our team can sketch, customize, and bake your idea into a show-stopping centerpiece.

New Mexico’s Most Reliable Adult-Themed Cake Service

Based in New Mexico, we proudly deliver across Albuquerque, Santa Fe, Las Cruces, and nearby surrounding areas. Our statewide delivery ensures that no matter where your event is happening, a Sex Cakes USA creation can be there right on time.

We understand that our products are unique, personal, and sometimes private—which is why our process is built to be seamless, discreet, and stress-free.

Discreet Delivery You Can Count On

Every cake is packaged securely and delivered in unmarked packaging for total privacy. Our drivers are friendly, professional, and trained to handle your order with care. Whether the cake is being sent to a home, hotel, event venue, or a surprise destination, we ensure smooth, punctual delivery.

Easy Ordering — Just Call or Text

Ordering with us is direct and simple. No complicated forms or long wait times.
Just call or text (505) 903-6095 and we’ll:
• Discuss your idea
• Offer design suggestions
• Provide a quick quote
• Send a sketch (if needed)
• Schedule your delivery

Most designs can be created within 24–48 hours, and some can even be done same-day depending on complexity.

Why New Mexico Loves Us

Our customers appreciate:
• Our sense of humor
• Our professionalism
• Our fast and reliable service
• Our high-quality ingredients
• The unforgettable reactions our cakes create

We take pride in being part of people’s most memorable celebrations—sometimes the wildest ones too.

Our Promise

We promise creativity, quality, discretion, and customer service that makes you feel taken care of from the moment you call to the minute your cake arrives. At Sex Cakes USA New Mexico, we’re not just baking cakes—we’re helping you celebrate life with style, laughter, and flavor.