Custom Sex Cakes Delivered Across Oregon – Bold, Beautiful & 100% Discreet
Serving Portland, Sunriver, Bend, Wedderburn & Beyond—Same-Day Options Available!
SexCakesUSA brings Oregon’s most daring dessert experience straight to your door. Whether you’re throwing a bachelorette bash in Portland, a mountain getaway celebration in Bend or Sunriver, or a coastal surprise in Wedderburn, our hand-sculpted adult cakes are designed to thrill—without compromising on taste, quality, or privacy.
Statewide Reach, Local Care – Fast & Discreet Delivery Across Oregon
We proudly serve Oregon from the coast to the high desert with reliable, temperature-controlled delivery designed for adult celebrations that can’t wait.
- Portland, OR – Same-day delivery available for most neighborhoods (including Beaverton, Gresham & Hillsboro)
- Bend & Sunriver, OR – Perfect for ski trips, weddings, and mountain getaways—order ahead for weekend events!
- Wedderburn & the Northern Coast – Yes, even remote coastal towns! We coordinate deliveries with care to ensure freshness.
While our fastest turnaround is in the Portland metro and Central Oregon corridor, we frequently accommodate other areas based on schedule and demand. Just call us—we’ll find a way to make it happen.
Every delivery is unmarked, scheduled to your convenience, and backed by our freshness guarantee. Because in Oregon, great cake shouldn’t come with compromise.
How It Works
From idea to delivery, we make the process simple, fast, and completely discreet
Share Your Idea
Call or text us at (503) 208-9028 with your vision. No idea too wild—we’ve seen it all and we’re here to make it happen!
We Create Your Design
Our expert bakers transform your fantasy into a custom masterpiece using premium ingredients and creative artistry.
Discreet Delivery
Your cake arrives fresh in plain, unmarked packaging within 24 hours. Only you know what’s inside!
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Why Choose SexCakesUsa - Oregon
Discreet Packaging & Delivery
Plain packaging, no branding. Your secret is safe with us—only you know what’s inside.
100% Custom Designs
Your Fantasy, Our Frosting. Tell us your wildest ideas and we’ll make them deliciously real.
Fresh, High-Quality Ingredients
No Shame, All Flavor. Premium ingredients, expert baking, unforgettable taste.
Perfect for Every Celebration
Bachelorette Parties
Celebrate the bride-to-be with a cake as fun and unforgettable as the party itself.
Design Ideas:
Champagne bottles, lipstick kisses, playful sayings, pink & black themes
Birthdays
Make their special day even sweeter with a custom cake that reflects their personality.
Design Ideas:
Age milestones, favorite hobbies, cheeky jokes, elegant florals with a twist
Anniversaries
Show your love with a romantic and seductive cake designed just for two.
Design Ideas:
Hearts & roses, date celebrations, suggestive but tasteful designs, red velvet elegance.
Bachelor Parties
Send off the groom in style with a bold and memorable cake the guys will love.
Design Ideas:
Sports themes, beer & poker, funny messages, sophisticated humor with class
Divorce Parties
Celebrate new beginnings and fresh starts with a cake that says ‘freedom tastes sweet!’
Design Ideas:
Liberation themes, empowerment messages, bold colors, celebration of independence
Valentine's Day
Express your passion with a romantic cake that’s as sweet as your love story.
Design Ideas:
Cupid’s arrows, chocolate decadence, intimate designs, gold & red luxury
Don’t see your occasion? We do custom designs for any celebration!
Types of Adult-Themed Cakes We Offer
At Sex Cakes USA, we create a wide variety of custom cakes to suit every occasion. From playful themed cakes and elegant celebration cakes to birthday, anniversary, and specialty cakes, each creation is crafted with creativity, quality ingredients, and a touch of fun. Whatever the event, we make every cake a delicious centerpiece your guests will remember.
Female-Themed Cakes
Bachelor Party Cakes
Rear-Themed Cakes
Breast Tits Cakes
Vagina Pussy Cakes
Bachelorette Cakes
Dick Schlong Adult Cakes
Underwear Cakes
Bed Cakes
LGBTQ+ Celebration Cakes
Cookies, Candy, and Cupcakes
Jumpout Cakes
All cakes can be fully customized to your specifications. Contact us to discuss your vision!
Our Sweetest Creations
Every cake is custom-made to bring your fantasy to life—tastefully, deliciously, and discreetly delivered.
About SexCakesUSA - Oregon
Oregon’s Premier Adult Cake Studio—Where Pacific Northwest Privacy Meets Provocative Artistr
At SexCakesUSA Oregon, we get it: you want a cake that’s as bold as your celebration—but delivered with the discretion and craftsmanship Oregonians expect. That’s why we’ve built the state’s only dedicated custom sex cake service with a local touch, artistic precision, and zero judgment.
From our studio serving the Willamette Valley to Central Oregon and the rugged coast, we create handcrafted adult-themed cakes for birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette weekends, anniversaries, and wild “just because” moments. Whether you’re in the Pearl District of Portland, a lodge in Sunriver, downtown Bend, or the quiet shores of Wedderburn, we treat every order like a masterpiece—because your event deserves more than a generic dessert from a grocery store.
Our cakes are:
✅ Made fresh with high-quality, locally sourced ingredients whenever possible
✅ Sculpted by experienced artists who specialize in adult-themed edible design
✅ Packed in plain, insulated boxes—no logos, no labels, just cake
✅ Delivered fast, often within 24 hours in key service areas
We’re not a side hustle. We’re your trusted Oregon partner for celebrations that demand something unforgettable—delivered with pride, privacy, and a little Pacific Northwest cool.
Call (503) 208-9028 today for a free consultation—and let’s make your next party legendary.
100% Discreet
Plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy
Expert Bakers
Skilled cake artists with years of experience
Fast Delivery
Fresh cakes delivered in 24 hours
Oregon Local
Serving the entire Oregon.
Join hundreds of satisfied customers across Oregon